It's the sort of bath that you can just sink in to for hours, and then, emboldened by a sense of privacy and the wonder of nature, you stand bolt up right and shout "Here I am world, in my barest form! Take me or leave me!"
Invigorating...until the neighbours drop by to discuss a troubling site-line they have from their living room. And then you're on the hunt for a new home. Welcome to Hump Day.